she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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