make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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