He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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