Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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