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(205): View more from Alabama

Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.

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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.

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(562): View more from California

at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.

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(530): View more from California

My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.

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(260): View more from Indiana

apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"

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(410): View more from Maryland

She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.

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(229): View more from Georgia

He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...

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(601): View more from Mississippi

She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something

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(813): View more from Florida

I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.

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