just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.