Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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