i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
this will be a night to untag.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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