i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
