I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Shame is for Republicans.
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