I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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