I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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