last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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