I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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