Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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