guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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