okay pat passed out under dana's car
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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