I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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