i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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