Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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