Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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