He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i think i scared a bird with my dick
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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