This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
is wine microwaveable?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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