i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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