the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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