what day is it and did you see me today?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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