I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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