I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Where is the hickey?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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