new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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