How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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