Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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