He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Damn victory sex feels great
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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