Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
