So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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