I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
