HIV tests are more positive than that guy
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Randomize
