Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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