You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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