so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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