Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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