I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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