i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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