So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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