I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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