Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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