my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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