So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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