there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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