Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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