: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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