I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
foreskin is a definite game changer
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
