you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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