I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Randomize
