I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
