hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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