There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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