I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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