If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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